mercman Posted September 19, 2013 Report Share Posted September 19, 2013 A police officer pulled over a driver, and informed him he had just won $1000 in a safety contest because he was wearing his seat belt. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" he asked. The man responded "I guess i'll go to driving school and get my licence" At that moment his wife who was seated next to him chimed in "Officer, don't listen to him, He's a smart ass when he's drunk" This woke up the guy in the back seat who upon seeing the police, blurted out "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car" At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked "Are we over the border yet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAW Posted September 19, 2013 Report Share Posted September 19, 2013 If girls with big boobs work at Hooters.. Where do the one legged girls work? I-Hop.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey buoy Posted September 19, 2013 Report Share Posted September 19, 2013 Good one guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tb4me Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 lol funny.. Ihop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 Name of one legged waitress at I Hop? ILEAN .name of one legged asian waitress at I Hop? IREANE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 Starting to get ugly here. Be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the water....... Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAW Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 (edited) A dog with balls of steel, and no back legs?? Sparky Edited September 21, 2013 by N.A.W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted September 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 A dog with balls of steel, and no back legs?? Sparky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 What do you call a dog on a leash with no legs? A drag what do you call a dog with no legs not on a leash? Nothin....he wont come anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskieman Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 I got a new pair of glasses yesterday , they're already broken , my wife's best friend Darlene sat on them ... It's all my fault , I should've taken them off . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 whats red and has 7 dents? snow whites cherry PS.... too far Roy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Yes, too far. Apparently too far for the dwarves (<--- Tolkien speling) as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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