The Darwins Are Out!!!!

[DRIFTER_016]

And the GTA has two winners!!!!!!

 

 

2012 Darwin Awards

Nominee No. 1:[ San Jose Mercury News]:

An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girl
friend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun
discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.

Nominee No. 2:[ Kalamazoo Gazette]:

James Burns, 34, (a mechanic) of Alamo , MI , was killed in March as he was
trying to repair what police describe as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a
friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that
he could ascertain the source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on
something, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft."

Nominee No. 3: [ Hickory Daily Record]:

Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in
Newton , NC . Awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he
reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson 38 Special, which
discharged when he drew it to his ear.

Nominee No. 4:[uPI, Toronto ]:

Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown
Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24
floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the
courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was
explaining the strength of the buildings windows to visiting law students.
Hoy previously has conducted demonstrations of window strength according to
police reports. Peter Lawson, managing partner of the firm Holden Day
Wilson , told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and
brightest" members of the 200-man association. A person has to wonder what
the dimmer members of this law firm are like.

Nominee No. 5: [The News of the Weird]:

Michael Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent
several years awaiting South Carolina 's electric chair on a murder
conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison. While
sitting on a metal toilet in his cell attempting to fix his small TV set, he
bit into a wire and was electrocuted.

Nominee No. 6:[The Indianapolis Star]:

A cigarette lighter may have triggered a fatal explosion in Dunkirk , IN. A
Jay County man, using a cigarette lighter to check the barrel of a
muzzleloader, was killed Monday night when the weapon discharged in his
face, sheriff's investigators said. Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his
parents' rural Dunkirk home at about 11:30 PM. Investigators said Pryor was
cleaning a 54-caliber muzzle-loader that had not been firing properly. He
was using the lighter to look into the barrel when the gunpowder ignited.

Nominee No. 7:[Reuters, Mississauga , Ontario ]:

A man cleaning a bird feeder on the balcony of his condominium apartment in
this Toronto suburb slipped and fell 23 stories to his death. "Stefan Macko,
55, was standing on a wheelchair when the accident occurred," said Inspector
Darcy Honer of the Peel Regional Police. "It appears that the chair moved,
and he went over the balcony," Honer said.

Finally, THE WINNER!!!:[ Arkansas Democrat Gazette]:

Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck
a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County
deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday.
Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock ,
were returning to Des Arc after a frog-catching trip. On an overcast Sunday
night, Poole 's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned.

The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had
burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the
.22 caliber bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to
the steering-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again
began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the
White River Bridge .

After traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river,
the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the
testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exited the pavement, and
struck a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the
accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his
testicles, which will never operate as intended.

Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God
we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might be
dead," stated Wallis

"I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a
first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident
happened," said Snyder.

Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia ( Poole 's wife) asked how many
frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck?

Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as
normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that
Poole did in fact effectively remove himself from the gene pool.

 

[Terry]

I love them but people put this years date on them and repost

here is 1996

 

 

The 1996 Darwin Award Nominees

San Jose Mercury News - An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.

Unknown, 25 March - A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. He was 22...a big man with a huge capacity for creating this deadly gas. Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

Reuters, Mississauga, Ontario - Man slips, falls 23 stories to his death. A man cleaning a bird feeder on his balcony of his condominium apartment in this Toronto suburb slipped and fell 23 stories to his death, police said Monday. Stefan Macko, 55, was standing on a wheeled chair Sunday when the accident occurred, said Inspector Arcy Honer of the Peel regional police. It appears the chair moved and he went over the balcony, Honer said. One of those freak accidents. No foul play is suspected.

UPI, Toronto - Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto skyscraper crashed through through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building's windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lauwers, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was one of the best and brightest members of the 200-man association.

[DRIFTER_016]

That sucks, but it is funny.

[NAW]

The Darwin's are always good for a chuckle.

[DoubleDigits]

Yeah that poor lawyer jumped to his death in 1993...and the one about the .22/fuse was completely made up by the internet in the mid 90s. Debunked by the newspaper that it was attributed to. Makes you wonder about all the others on the list...

Edited January 24, 2013 by DoubleDigits

[Christopheraaron]

LMAO!

[jedimaster]

He won a darwin award in 96, so I don't think this list is accurate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Hoy