Good bye " FUNNY LADY"

[misfish]

RIP Mrs.Diller

 

WOW 95.

 

http://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/phyllis-diller-tart-tongued-comedian-dies-at-95-1.922247

Edited August 20, 2012 by Misfish

[davey buoy]

I'd say she had a good life!,who will forget her laugh?

[Joey]

Aww, that sucks

[mercman]

I bet she will be happy to see hubby "Fang" again.

 

RIP Mizz Diller.

[Fisherman]

Yep, she was quite the number, keep ya laughing for sure.

[Christopheraaron]

My dad was telling me this afternoon, RIP.

[fishnsled]

Always enjoyed watching her perform, a very funny lady.

 

A selection of comic lines from Phyllis Diller:

 

 

— "I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo."

 

— "I never made 'Who's Who,' but I'm featured in 'What's That?' "

 

— "When I told Fang I was going to have my face lifted, he said, 'Who'd steal it?'"

 

— "You know you're old when your walker has an airbag."

 

— "I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody."

 

— "I became a stand-up comedienne because I had a sit-down husband."

 

— "My vanity table is a Black & Decker workbench."

 

— "The only thing domestic about me is I was born in this country."

 

— "They say housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"

 

— "I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions."

 

— "Think of me as a sex symbol for men who just don't give a damn."

 

— "The best contraceptive for old people is nudity."

 

 

[bucktail]

^{_ "You know your old when they discontinue your blood type"}

 

^{So funny and what a loss.}