HTHM Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, stuanch NPD'ers, were standing there, so I asked her, If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do? She replied, Id give food and houses to all the homeless people. Her parents beamed with pride. Wow…what a worthy goal. I told her, But you dont have to wait until youre Prime Minister to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and Ill pay you $50. Then Ill take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? ' I said, Welcome to the Conservative Party. Her parents still aren't speaking to me. Edited October 4, 2011 by HTHM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper D Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 LOL........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toca Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Um wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RL42 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limeyangler Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 LOLOLOLOLOL...yeah...stooopid homeless guy. how can something like a concurrent disorder of schizophrenia and alcohol abuse, coupled with huge cuts to services be used as an excuse to be a work shy loser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Two words. Electile dysfunction. Dat's all I gotta say about dat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oryx Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I think I just found my new facebook post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocheleauc Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 haha awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Oh.....ELECTION.....I'll leave now....sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muskymatt Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 LOLOLOLOLOL...yeah...stooopid homeless guy. how can something like a concurrent disorder of schizophrenia and alcohol abuse, coupled with huge cuts to services be used as an excuse to be a work shy loser! I like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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