Billy Bob Posted August 30, 2011 Report Posted August 30, 2011 For you young wiper snappers that can still eat these things, it don't get no better then this. http://www.buffalonews.com/city/article539170.ece
Roy Posted August 30, 2011 Report Posted August 30, 2011 So they're sending all the edible parts of the chickens to the rest of the country?
jimmer Posted August 30, 2011 Report Posted August 30, 2011 We have one of those in Lindsay every year, but no where near those numbers.
Billy Bob Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Posted August 30, 2011 I get a kick out of it, when we go to a out of town restaurant and on the menu they list "Buffalo Wings"......I didn't even realize Buffalo's had wings....
Roy Posted August 30, 2011 Report Posted August 30, 2011 I get a kick out of it, when we go to a out of town restaurant and on the menu they list "Buffalo Wings"......I didn't even realize Buffalo's had wings.... I knew there were buffalo wings, WIPER snappers on the other hand are new to me.
mercman Posted August 30, 2011 Report Posted August 30, 2011 I get a kick out of it, when we go to a out of town restaurant and on the menu they list "Buffalo Wings"......I didn't even realize Buffalo's had wings.... Bob.....get the puppy smell outta yer nose man.
Billy Bob Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Posted August 30, 2011 I knew there were buffalo wings, WIPER snappers on the other hand are new to me. :rofl2:
Billy Bob Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Posted August 30, 2011 Bob.....get the puppy smell outta yer nose man. OK Paul, now what ear do I probe on the dog....
pikehunter Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 So they're sending all the edible parts of the chickens to the rest of the country?
blaque Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 I can still handle eating a serving of HOT wings if its just Franks Red Hot. However, at a friends cookout this past weekend i tried a drop of 357 MAGNUM hot sauce for a little taste. The results were twofold. 1), i think smoke literally started coming out of my ears and 2) I almost punched my friend in his face for putting the bottle in front of me
Roy Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 I know, this story is an old one but when I hear about hot sauces, this story more often than not comes to mind. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the advent: (Frank Judge #3) Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili... Judge # 1 --! A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 -- (Frank) What the hell is this stuff?! You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put out the flames. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy! Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili... Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor; needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili... Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting pie-eyed from all of the beer... Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic... Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish, or other mild foods; not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover... Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne ! peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks. Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety... Judge # 1 -- Thin, yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, a! nd garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. I pooped on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair! No one seems inclined to stand behind me anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone. Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili... Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho-hum; tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress, as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili... Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced ! chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?" Judge # 3 -- Oh God.........
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