Cookslav Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Are you by chance related to Chris Farley? Nobody could fall, or walk into things like the Big man could Number 2 is priceless....a Mole attack LOL!!!! I've broken 2 bones getting outta bed if it makes you feel any better, but my story is no where near as entertaining (fell out of a Bunk at age 10...busted wrist, Fell while trying to get outta of a water bed while dizzy and sick with fever....busted my ankle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spincast Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 priceless - do you hunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskieman Posted July 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 priceless - do you hunt? I'm the only hunter out there dressed in full blaze orange riot gear.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskieman Posted July 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Elvis Festival. #1 Friday: had great supper with my wife(no kids) at Montana's in Sudbury. #2 bought cheapo cell phone at Wally*World 69.99$ + 50$ card #3 Saturday: leave for Elvisfest in Collingwood with clients , 2012 Ecoboost Ford Flex rental (WOW ) #4 P stop in Trout Creek and lose new phone in Outhouse(down the hole) #5 get to Barrie early have lunch and cruise the waterfront & buy Tackle @Racks & Reels #6 Get to Comphort Inn @ 210 Essa Rd @15h00 to check in to find out that my reservations had been cancelled by my employer (turns out by accident) #7 drive directly to Collingwood to find an OPP station for help since I had no more phone.. there' I had to deal with a very drunk Elvis handcuffed to a bench that had puked and on/in his silk jumpsuit... I threatened to punch him out #8 dealt with impatient overworked officer with 8000 more people in his town.. but a very patient dispatcher named Claire helped me out like a pro. she helped me find a Community Living group home that could give me supplies ,use their phone and give me directions to some motels that had no vacancy. #9 Drove to: Staynor, Grand Bend I think, 2-3 more little towns, Penetang,Midland, Fergus, Angus, Lafontaine, Wasaga Beach... NOT ONE MOTEL TO BE FOUND that had vacancy...until.. #10 on Hwy 26 near Collingwood the "no" sign went out at a motel..Vacancy!! #11 Pleasant Manor Motel #`12 1 double bed for 3 guys.. (clients got to see Elvis by 20h15 )..my clients shared the bed .. I had the whole floor to myself 'til 02h30 and then the tub 'til 06h30.. check out was @ 08h00 all that for 200.00$ #13 Sunday: made my way back to Barrie for proof of cancellation, take Hwy 400N to go home then onto Hwy 11N #14 tune into KICX 106 to find out that Hwy 11N is closed @ Oro Line 12 south of Orillia (I'm almost there)for up to 12 hours because of an OPP investigation #13 find next exit and turn around head back south on 11 then 400 to the 69 junction #14 1/2 hour onto 400/69 I ran over 5 Canada Geese that suddenly ran out of the ditch ..with the Flex... no damage but a lot of feathers & dead Geese:clapping: Built Ford Tough How was your weekend? I'm heading to camp on Friday .... pray for me Please!! Randy Expect a full report of Injuries , Fish , Beer & BBQ.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanT Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Sounds like hell... Are you a driver/chauffeur? How come you're spending nights with clients? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskieman Posted July 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Sounds like hell... Are you a driver/chauffeur? How come you're spending nights with clients? I support the Developmentally Challenged..It was an activity I was scheduled to do... I love my job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAW Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Your summer just keeps getting better. I was going to invite you to come out fishing for a day next week when I'll be up in your neck of the woods. But maybe I'll pass.. Seriously though, you know where I'll be, come on out for a fish. I'll bring a helmet for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Caster Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 I support the Developmentally Challenged..It was an activity I was scheduled to do... I love my job My gf is in the same line of work, she works for CL as well... she brings them fishing to the waterfront, I set up their gear, and they have a blast. I hope you have a fun but safe camping trip Randy. If what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, then you must be one hell of a weight lifter. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrison Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 #1 Bear attack #2 Mole jumped out of livewell and bit me on the nose (I was best man at a wedding that day) left a good gash. #3 Knocked myself out with a hatchet fell too close to the fire and melted my glasses and burned my hair. #4 Installed portable outhouse over beesnest.... multiple sings on Peter& #5 Got hit in the neck with a golfball while fishing... I still have no clue where it came from.. whoever it was, he has a hell of a drive. #6 Got my goatee caught in a bilge pump... (don't ask) #7 while getting attacked by Red Ants.. I ran up onto the deck into a closed patio door breaking my glasses and getting a fat lip & bloody nose .. twirled into the air off the deck onto a new BBQ and my daughter's bike (multiple injuries) .. Randy I have some writing to do, we shoud chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince MacDonell Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 Some people have nothing better to do than to complain, eh Randy? Perhaps you should try and accomplish what I did, before putting forth a desktop opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskieman Posted August 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Some people have nothing better to do than to complain, eh Randy? Perhaps you should try and accomplish what I did, before putting forth a desktop opinion. and what would that be Vince? Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nipfisher Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 You know I would fish with you any day Randy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozer Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 You could possibly be the next big thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT10Sam Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 WOW you've got me concerned, I could handle fishing with you however, I would never consider hunting with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucktail Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 wow I thought I had bad luck!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baironhorse Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 you need a beer...or maybe a case! It goes like this.... I've had my fair share of adventures so far this summer... not much fishing done. as of June 1 st I've been working almost 6 days a week and at least 3 of those are doubles.... not much time on my hands My camper has been parked on Lake Tomiko since June 15th so I do get a chance to get to camp at least 4 days a week... I got a chance to re-connect with a brother that I haven't seen in 33 years, a sister I haven't seen in 19, and another brother and his husband that has been 10 years since the last time we spoke.. they all spent a week at my camper with me we had a great time.... So far I've had my fair share of Beers and BBQ .. to date I've seen 6 Moose 9 Deer and countless Partridge on my travels to and from camp... no so many fish Most of you that know me, know that I'm a walking definition of Murphy's law..I work in the injury department. #1 4 bee sings on my rt foot #2 8" hardwood splinter through my left arm (still infected) #3 2x 3/4" staples in my right arm (just healing) #4 rust and paint from my trailer step embedded in my right shin #5 tore 2 nails off my right foot on trailer step + 3 damaged toes #6 rental car breaks down in the middle of nowhere while transporting clients to Algonquin area. #7 Rapala in foot 2 hooks.. #8 2 bee stings under my hat.. #9 bad splinter through 2 knuckles on right hand #10 9 bee stings to my back while leaning on a nest in a birch tree #11 fell off pontoon boat #12 fell off dock #13 fell out of camper #14 got tripped by a 120lb Black Lab and his rope.(didn't spill a drop of beer) #15 trailer awning fell on my head #16 Jig in thumb, trailer in hand #17 set fire to my shorts while playing with lighter in pocket..(burned my left thigh) #18 crushed my left thumb with my anchor.. #19 put out a car fire at work #20 BBQ caught fire at camp #21 neighbor kid nailed me in the head with a baseball(he needs pitchin'lessons) #23 (most recent *edit) 6" gash & bruise on a fatroll on my back after snaging it on the camper door. #22 caught less than 25 fish all season.... How's your summer so far...? Here's the start to last year 2010 season I tells ya ... "Murphy from Sturgeon" http://ontariofishingcommunity.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=43728&st=0&p=467364&hl=trolling%20motor%20caught%20fire&fromsearch=1entry467364 Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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