irishfield Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 28 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "TWENTY EIGHT YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GIRL". NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, $35,000.00 TRUCK, an AIRPLANE, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TVs, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 47-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.' MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 19 -YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dondorfish Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 They say a man never knows what he has - till its half gone! Tracker (Don) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUSTER Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 So true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 God Love em !!! Women always have the right answers to all situations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdve23rveavwa Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 LOL!!! Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskieman Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camillj Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 47 ??? That aint old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Jon's right. 47 is robbing the cradle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUSTER Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Jon's right. 47 is robbing the cradle! mine's 49 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camillj Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Cougar !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Mines 41........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Yah... but you're not 30 like Buster Paul!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 I'm speechless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUSTER Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 (edited) Yah... but you're not 30 like Buster Paul!! Ahhh com'on I'm 36 she's 49 , It's been 11 yrs. who would have thunk, our boy is 8 this march..AND we're Happy..go figure.My 14 yr old boy from my former marriage lives with us too Here's my baby playing with her grandchildren..She has 4 children from her former marriage one together,14 yr old step son and 4 grand kids.. X-mas costs me a fortune. Edited February 4, 2011 by BUSTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beginner Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 your wife is a smart woman haha she knows how to solve your problem hahaha.. I wonder you been with her for so long, she knows how to take care his man... you been blessed... not everyone is fortunate to last that long.. and shes not old lol... bfisher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewelbee Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Good one Wayne Once I became a grandfather I just don't find 19 year olds HOT anymore. Maybe my brain is smarter then I think it is and it's trying to protect me from hurting myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bob Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 My wife told me I could actually bring home a girlfriend anytime I want but she has to do all the cooking and cleaning.....I'm still looking...LOL.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Urban Fisherman Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 LOL Wayne that made my morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beans Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 19 year old !!! I get to go to bed with a great-grandmother and I'm not complaining... It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night but I don't begrudge the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camillj Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 (edited) Yes .. I may not be as good as I once was ... but I am as good once as I ever was Edited February 4, 2011 by camillj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookinforwalleye Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 28 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "TWENTY EIGHT YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GIRL". NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, $35,000.00 TRUCK, an AIRPLANE, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TVs, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 47-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.' MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 19 -YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES. I love older women!!! 75 Years young and looking better everyday!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Yes .. I may not be as good as I once was ... but I am as good once as I ever was Once a king always a king, but once a knights enough............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 My wife told me I could actually bring home a girlfriend anytime I want but she has to do all the cooking and cleaning.....I'm still looking...LOL.. Christ Billy Bob..does your wife have a long lost sister? My Debbe makes those same sounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Found on the Refrigerator One Morning My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don’t be upset - I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference ... 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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