Bashing the Leafs

[crappieperchhunter]

Got this sent to me this morning....found it funny...and thought I would share. That's it that's all

 

The OPP are cracking down on speeders heading

> into Toronto . For the first offense, they give you 2 Maple

> leaf tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make

> you use them.

>

>

> Q. What do you call 23 millionaires around a TV

> watching the Stanley Cup playoffs?

> A. The Toronto Maple Leafs

> Q. What do the Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have

> in common?

>

> A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up

> and yell "Jesus Christ".

>

> Q. How do you keep a Toronto maple Leaf out of

> your yard?

> A. Put up a goal net .

> Q. What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley

> Cup ring?

> A. Real Old

>

> Q. How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a

> Stanley Cup?

> A. Nobody remembers.

> Q. What do the maple Leafs and possums have in

> common?

> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the

> road!

 

 

Keep your stick on the ice

[mercman]

THATS FUNNY

[bassmaster4]

coming from a leaf fan that is funny but a thread just for bashing the leafs? would you be so kind as to disclose your favorite team?

[crappieperchhunter]

Don't have a favorite team...only ever watch hockey during the playoffs and not much of it then either. Much rather go to the arena and watch Junior hockey. Just got this email today and thought I would share. Like I said...that's it that's all.

[lookinforwalleye]

Oh Mr.Bass is not going to like this thread, I will not partake in the bashing as I wish not to offend my new fishing buddies who are Leaf fans!!!

 

Go Leafs Go!!!

[solopaddler]

Oh Mr.Bass is not going to like this thread, I will not partake in the bashing as I wish not to offend my new fishing buddies who are Leaf fans!!!

 

Go Leafs Go!!!

 

Wise choice.

 

 

[tb4me]

Awesome! Funny too. Thanks for the laugh..

[ctranter]

I'm a die hard Leaf fan, but this one killed me

 

Q. How do you keep a Toronto maple Leaf out of your yard?

 

 

A. Put up a goal net

[vance]

While we are at it!!

 

A hockey fan met a fairy who granted him one wish. "I want to live forever,"

he said.

 

 

"Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish."

 

"Fine,” said the man, "Then I want to die when Toronto wins the Stanley Cup."

 

"You crafty bugger!" said the fairy.

 

 

vance

 

[Toronto_Angler]

Leafs Fans....LOL

[Guest Johnny Bass]

Oh Mr.Bass is not going to like this thread, I will not partake in the bashing as I wish not to offend my new fishing buddies who are Leaf fans!!!

 

Go Leafs Go!!!

 

Why wouldn't I like the thread? I like hockey, but I don't take it too seriously like some people. Some are funny.

 

I'm a born again leafs fan so I have to support my team with enthusiasm!! Go Leafs Go!!!

[GBW]

GOOD one vance...