DRIFTER_016 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Posted December 9, 2010 Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .. every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe.. go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? " "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush...."
ctranter Posted December 9, 2010 Report Posted December 9, 2010 I am thoroughly disappointed. Now all I can think about is decorating the tree with bacon. Why didn't anyone think of this sooner?
bigugli Posted December 9, 2010 Report Posted December 9, 2010 After reading this all I can visualize is this old BBC April Fool's gag.
Twocoda Posted December 9, 2010 Report Posted December 9, 2010 After reading this all I can visualize is this old BBC April Fool's gag. you exposed it as a gag ...but i was thinking ...what the hell...i didnt know spegetti grew on trees...lmao..
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