Laughter for your day

[misfish]

Laugh for today

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

 

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.

 

 

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[Terry]

LOL

 

might try that myself

dotay

[mercman]

TARBENDER....BRIM ANUDDER MARSHINI.......

[Twocoda]

sirprizd he didnt git the shotgun ooot en finnish off de ole laidy

[skeeter]

he didnt finish her of cause:

 

``the girls all get prettier at closing time``

[Gerritt]

he didnt finish her of cause:

 

``the girls all get prettier at closing time``

 

 

" A 2 at 10.... and A 10 at 2"

 

[Nipfisher]

I swear... I'm not been drinking ossifer.