misfish Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Laugh for today Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets. Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 LOL might try that myself dotay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 TARBENDER....BRIM ANUDDER MARSHINI....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 sirprizd he didnt git the shotgun ooot en finnish off de ole laidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeeter Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 he didnt finish her of cause: ``the girls all get prettier at closing time`` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 he didnt finish her of cause: ``the girls all get prettier at closing time`` " A 2 at 10.... and A 10 at 2" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nipfisher Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 I swear... I'm not been drinking ossifer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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