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i'm not the pheasant plucker, i'm the pheasant pluckers son. I pluck the pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.clapping.gif

 

 

My favourite has always been Peggy Babcock......try saying five times in a row.

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one black bug

bleed blue black blood

while the other black bug bleed blue

 

 

 

now say it faster..LOL tease.gif

 

clapping.gif I CANT EVEN READ IT FAST !!!!!!!!!!!

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A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped so what could they do

Let us flee said the fly

Let us fly said the flea

As they flew threw a flaw in the flue.

 

Tom

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picky people pick peter pan peanut butter its the peanut butter picky people pick.

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One smart feller, he felt smart.

Two smart fellers, they felt smart.

Three smart fellers, they felt smart.

 

 

And so on. Try that one with your kids, they'll think its the funniest thing ever!

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Try this one fast..out loud!

 

Who slit the sheets

Who slit the sheets

Whoever slit the sheets

Is a good sheet slitter

 

 

i cant even get past the first line without saying you know whatrofl2.gifrofl2.gifrofl2.gif

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck

If a wood chuck could chuck wood

 

My son loved learning that one....

 

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,

And chuck as much as a woodchuck would

If a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

Chuck

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He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,

And chuck as much as a woodchuck would

If a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

Chuck

 

 

rofl2.gifrofl2.gif

a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could

if a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

chuck

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Mr. See owned a saw.

And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.

Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

Before Soar saw See,

Which made Soar sore.

Had Soar seen See's saw

Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,

See's saw would not have sawed

Soar's seesaw.

So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

But it was sad to see Soar so sore

just because See's saw sawed

Soar's seesaw.

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