The Old Man and the Beaver

[Muskieman]

An 86-year-old very wealthy man went to his doctor for his quarterly

check-up...

 

 

 

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the

86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 yr-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

 

'So what do

you think about that Doc ?'

 

 

 

The doctor considered his question for a minute and

then began to tell a story.

'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter

and never misses a season.'

 

 

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

 

In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane

instead of his gun.'

 

'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver

sitting at the water's edge.

 

 

 

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'..'

 

'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead..

 

Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

 

 

The 86-year-old said,

'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else

pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

 

 

The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'

 

Randy

[TC1OZ]

lol funny.*facepalm*

Edited September 27, 2010 by TC1OZ

[ctranter]

LMAO Thx for that!

[mercman]

[capt bruce]

you owe me a keyboard cleaning as i just spit a mouthfull of coffee all over it , to to funny ,, lmao .

[jbailey]

haha

[Whitespinnerbait]

Good one ....

[Pigeontroller]

[limeyangler]

 

good one

[Muskieman]

Here's another....

 

MTO Statistic??

They say that 20% of all accidents are caused by drunken drivers,Therefore, 80% are caused by sober drivers.

Can sober drivers therefore get the heck off the road so that we (drinkers) can get home safely.

 

Thank you. This message has been sent in the interests of safe driving.

 

 

Randy

[tb4me]

funny stuff

[lookinforwalleye]

Are you saying old guys are shooting blanks???

[Muskieman]

Are you saying old guys are shooting blanks???

 

 

NO... but it seems that he doctor is...