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I was in a Mexican restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

 

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my lunch and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

 

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. :lol:

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Dats what livin' in Yeller Ka-nife will do for ya... yer brain at thawed yet! ;)

 

 

This coming from someone living in Pig Butt Arkansas. :rolleyes:

Don't you have some Road Killed Possums to clean?? ?? ?? ;)

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This coming from someone living in Pig Butt Arkansas. :rolleyes:

Don't you have some Road Killed Possums to clean?? ?? ?? ;)

 

 

Da bes' part aboot 'Possum innards is... they is just as good the next day!!! :P

 

 

 

.. try to stay warm!

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Mexican restaurant in the NWT ???? are you sure it wasnt an eskimo restaurant ??? they do kinda look alike ...btw im still laughing at this ...it turned my day around for the better ...thanks :lol:

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I can't take the credit for it as I poached it off another site I belong to. B)

It was too funny not to share. ;)

 

And you're right we don't have any mexican restaurants here. :D

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Thanks Drifter.

 

Now all the people in my office are looking at me weird cuz I just busted out in uncontrollable laughter.

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Mexican restaurant in the NWT ???? are you sure it wasnt an eskimo restaurant ??? they do kinda look alike ...btw im still laughing at this ...it turned my day around for the better ...thanks :lol:

 

Don't wanna come of rude, but that sounds like an ignorant thing to say. I'm pretty sure "eskimos" or shall I say Inuits and Mexicans would feel alittle offended by your comment.

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Don't wanna come of rude, but that sounds like an ignorant thing to say. I'm pretty sure "eskimos" or shall I say Inuits and Mexicans would feel alittle offended by your comment.

 

Now that made me laugh more than Daves lame joke. :lol:

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Now that made me laugh more than Daves lame joke. :lol:

 

 

You wouldn't know a good joke if it jumped up and bit you in the Walleye!!!!

 

P.S. I think I'll ship that motor elsewhere!!! :lol:

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You wouldn't know a good joke if it jumped up and bit you in the Walleye!!!!

 

P.S. I think I'll ship that motor elsewhere!!! :lol:

 

I'll PM you my address :lol::D

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