Joke of the day?

[OhioFisherman]

A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS*

 

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the

TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished

it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was

gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You dummy! You waltz in here, flop

your fat self down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run

around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash

and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it's started.

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[huntervasili]

LOL... Nice joke... Little humor is always a good thing

[Fishnfiend]

An oldie, but definitely a goodie.

[Rich Clemens]

I'll have to give that a try. Good One !

[keram]

I can only imagine what is going to happen if there are only two beers in the fridge

[silveradosheriff]

Hehehe

[Eddyk]

I laughted out loud when I read that and when my wife asked whats so funny I said nothing and went on to another thread. I dont want any trouble.

Edited February 14, 2007 by Eddyk

[Pigeontroller]

Good one