OhioFisherman Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS* A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You dummy! You waltz in here, flop your fat self down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it's started. __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntervasili Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 LOL... Nice joke... Little humor is always a good thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishnfiend Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 An oldie, but definitely a goodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Clemens Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 I'll have to give that a try. Good One ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keram Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 I can only imagine what is going to happen if there are only two beers in the fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silveradosheriff Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddyk Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 (edited) I laughted out loud when I read that and when my wife asked whats so funny I said nothing and went on to another thread. I dont want any trouble. Edited February 14, 2007 by Eddyk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeontroller Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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