Friday's food for thought! NF

[Headhunter]

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and

 

spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and

 

Woman would live long and healthy lives.

 

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and

 

Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said,

 

'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'. And lo

 

they gained 10 pounds.

 

And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure that

 

man found so fair.

 

 

 

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane

 

and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.

 

 

 

So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue Cheese

 

dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened

 

their belts following the repast.

 

 

 

God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to

 

cook them'..

 

 

 

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped

 

lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter,

 

and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

 

 

 

Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming with

 

potassium and good nutrition.

 

 

 

Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into

 

chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt.

 

And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that

 

his Children might lose those extra pounds.

 

 

 

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not

 

have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried

 

before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

 

 

 

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still

 

satisfy his appetite.

 

 

 

And Satan created McDonalds and the $2 double cheeseburger. Then Satan said

 

'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, and super size 'em'. And

 

Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.

 

 

 

God sighed ......... And created quadruple by-pass surgery.

 

 

 

And then ............ Satan chuckled and created the National Health

 

Service.

 

 

 

THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

 

 

 

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final

 

word on nutrition and health.:

 

 

 

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

 

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

 

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than

 

us.

 

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart

 

attacks than us.

 

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer

 

heart attacks than us.

 

6. The French eat foie-Gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and

 

suffer fewer heart attacks than us

 

 

 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently

 

what kills you.

 

HH

[capt bruce]

lmao

[irishfield]

Get back to work !

[rbaquial]

LMAO!! That was a real good one!

[Headhunter]

I would get back to work Wayne, but for a couple of reasons;

1. The boss left for Jamaica this morning!!!!!

2. I have never been slower in this business in 20 years!

 

HH

[TJQ]

lol

[irishfield]

I would get back to work Wayne, but for a couple of reasons;

1. The boss left for Jamaica this morning!!!!!

2. I have never been slower in this business in 20 years!

 

HH

 

Well if you're slow.. that offer still stands !

[Terry]

LOL

 

 

 

you and food...

[Headhunter]

Well Wayne, it's not the pangs of guilt I would feel from missing work that would be the challenge for me, it's getting a furlow from the Warden... or consider retaining legal counsel!

HH

[irishfield]

Well we are up to 3 Lawyers on the board now Joe....