Headhunter Posted February 17, 2009 Report Posted February 17, 2009 A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. " This equaled an A. After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career. HH
Roy Posted February 17, 2009 Report Posted February 17, 2009 Sounds like a Tuesday funny to me, Joe. Or did you hear it yesterday? But a darn good one!
irishfield Posted February 17, 2009 Report Posted February 17, 2009 LOL... Joe and Roy! lol Tough keeping the days straight of a TWO day work week isn't it Joe! lmao
Terry Posted February 17, 2009 Report Posted February 17, 2009 LOL going up the tail pipe seems more Like a proctologist then a gynecologist but that's just me 2 day work week sound good think I will do it too
Headhunter Posted February 17, 2009 Author Report Posted February 17, 2009 I have no idea what flippin day it is... I just know that it isn't Thursday!!!!! I think I may need to get away! HH
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