limeyangler Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Have a nice weekend Everyone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggyj Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 I suffer form the WORK virus 365 days a year. If it isn't actual work at WORK, its work I have to do on my HONEY do LIST! Seems the list is endless of late. I'm sure all of you know what I'm talking about. Can't wait for spring and the fishing opener weekend. Dirk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickster Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 too bad i was already infected with it this morning really screwed up my fishing plans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packrat Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 I suffer form the WORK virus 365 days a year. If it isn't actual work at WORK, its work I have to do on my HONEY do LIST! Seems the list is endless of late. I'm sure all of you know what I'm talking about. Can't wait for spring and the fishing opener weekend. Dirk.... This might help: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snag Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Now you tell me! I'm a gonner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Dead man walking... Wait, you said BEER may help?!?!?! WOOHOO! Time to make sure I take as many as I can to makre sure the pain for WORK goes away ASAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Now you tell me! I'm a gonner Na... hopefully you picked a good one Snag, so you won't be pissin and moanin like many around here. I've never been given a honey do list in 26+ years !.. and as you saw she even goes ice fishing ! Next time around these guys will be sober when they're searching the gene pool... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERCHER Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 (edited) I guess I am doomed ,I dont drink.Now what am I to do ?Maybe I will just quit my work and go fishing every day.Nope that just might lead to a divorce court. Dan Edited February 1, 2009 by Percher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beans Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 (edited) What's with all this foul language ??? WORK is a four letter word don't you know !!! Edited February 1, 2009 by Beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leecher Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Simon, you forgot to mention that once you taken the antidote, you MUST head out to the closest body of water with your fishing gear and exercise to gain strength Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limeyangler Posted February 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Simon, you forgot to mention that once you taken the antidote, you MUST head out to the closest body of water with your fishing gear and exercise to gain strength I am like Percher...i'm doomed...i dont drink....the antidote is useless......but although the outright cure eludes me, i keep the virus at bay by doing exactly what you advise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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