Bernie Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 Revising 60's hits Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the circumstances of aging baby boomers. They include: Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker . Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now. Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair. Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. Abba --- Denture Queen. Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman , Hear Me Snore. Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To. And Last but NOT least: Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
Greencoachdog Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 Dang!!!... I'm glad I'm not old like you Bern!!!
Bernie Posted January 9, 2009 Author Report Posted January 9, 2009 I don't really get it but I thought maybe some of the older guys here would ?
ccmtcanada Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 Those were hilarious! On the commode again...i just cant wait to get on the commode again... It seems I was here a minute ago, and I just cant wait to get on the commode again...
Daplumma Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 Must be funny to some older guys..not me. Joe
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