~~Greencoachdog is getting old real fast

[oldphart]

~~His sweetie says to him, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"

and he answered, "Honey, I can't do both!"

 

~~A friend of his compliment him on his new alligator shoes,

problem was he was barefoot.

 

~~His Honey Dressed Provocatively to catch his fancy and

his pacemaker opens the garage door.

 

~~He don't care where his spouse goes, just as long as

he don't have to go along.

 

~~He is cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of

by the police.

 

~~Getting a little action" to him means, "He didn't need to take

any fiber today."

 

~~Getting lucky" means he found his car in the parking

lot.

 

~~An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

[Clampet]

You in big trouble now, boy!

[danbo]

YeeHawww!!

[Tarzan's Jane]

LOL...love the first two.

[Big Cliff]

Ah crap, coffee out nose and all over the keyboard again!

[Greencoachdog]

... and the horse you rode in on ya stinkin' ol' phart!!!

[Nanook]

Oldphart ; I hope you are not planning on going to Lakair this year. After that post, dont book a return trip...............you wont survive

[tjsa]

Sure he will survive, as long as he does not sample Glen's "g'ma's embalming fluid".