John Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and the driver slowly gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?' . . . and that's when the fight started . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonfisher Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 that is one of the funnier jokes of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickster Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 one of the best i've heard in a looooonnnnggggg time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 I love that joke. Almost as good as DanC's sock joke. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 True story! TJ, Spiel and Rick were out on Nipissing last June and Spiel fell overboard.....TJ dove in after him, brought him to the surface and commenced giving him mouth to mouth when Rick said "Hey TJ, I don't remember Spiel having a skidoo suit on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Well the first joke is believable, but the second joke can only be fiction Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roy Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 DanC is much better at telling jokes than I am but... A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she’s cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan. “What are you doing?” he asks. “I’m doing exactly what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk,” she replied Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, “I don’t remember asking her to cook my sock…” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted March 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Well the first joke is believable, but the second joke can only be fiction Joey You know, with those three, could be believable......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted March 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 DanC is much better at telling jokes than I am but... A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she’s cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan. “What are you doing?” he asks. “I’m doing exactly what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk,” she replied Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, “I don’t remember asking her to cook my sock…” Like this one a lot. It's been around a while but is one of the classics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeXXington Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 DanC is much better at telling jokes than I am but... A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she’s cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan. “What are you doing?” he asks. “I’m doing exactly what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk,” she replied Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, “I don’t remember asking her to cook my sock…” LOL, too funny a wife, listening and doing what you told her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbog Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 LOL, too funny a wife, listening and doing what you told her... Won't touch that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibbs Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarzan's Jane Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 I guess I am in one of my moods....but....every now and then I read a comment about Roy's height. Can someone tell me just how tall is he already???? I guess it's a guy thing...you have to raz each other relentlessly. I am also asking because I want to know if I should wear heels when I am with him.... God I love wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Guys only raz Roy because they are jealous of his height. The height they wished they all were, during high school dances and such...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarzan's Jane Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 D'uh...so you have never mearsured the guy...is that what you are saying Mr. Irish. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camillj Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Jeeze Wayne ... it could be the Scotch ... but I think I just saw 10,765 beside your post-count ... thats gotta hurt ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 There are worse ways to get carpal tunnel Jon ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largemouth Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Jeeze Wayne ... it could be the Scotch ... but I think I just saw 10,765 beside your post-count ... thats gotta hurt ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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