HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? - NF

[silveradosheriff]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

 

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.  Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10

 

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.  God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

 

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

-- Camille, age 10

 

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? <

You might have to guess, like if they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8

 

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

 

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8

 

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10  

 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9

 

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7  

 

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

- - Curt, age 7

 

The rule goes like this:  If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them.  It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8

 

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

 

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

 

And the #1 Favourite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

 

-- Ricky, age 10

[aniceguy]

thats a good one thanks for the share

[BrianV]

*groans*

 

I shoulda known before opening this thread. This list has been read by the MCs at 7(!!) weddings I've been to this year, and I know I've heard it probably 50 times before that...

[Hookset]

*groans*

 

I shoulda known before opening this thread. This list has been read by the MCs at 7(!!) weddings I've been to this year, and I know I've heard it probably 50 times before that...

 

 

What's really funny is that you had to go to 7 weddings this year.

There should be a law against that.

For wedding presents did you just go out and buy 7 toasters ???

 

Funny stuff Silverado....

 

 

Hookset.

Edited September 27, 2007 by Hookset

[Uncle Buck]

That's awesome!!

[Terry]

words to live by

[BrianV]

What's really funny is that you had to go to 7 weddings this year.

There should be a law against that.

For wedding presents did you just go out and buy 7 toasters ???

 

My wife has a *large* family. And gift cards are great, we just stock up at the beginning of the year!

[Golfisher]

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

 

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10  

 

The foundation for every solid marriage!

[fishindevil]

See children are smarter than we make them out to be.!!!!!!!LOL..LOL..LOL thanks for sharing that it made me laugh....cheers

[Shelley Cooper]

Made me laugh too... good one...