It's pretty obvious that I'm wasting my time Buster. You fit your handle well. My dog doesn't pee in the house, fridge, bed, anywhere for that matter. As I said train your dog correctly, discipline him correctly (that isn't with a big stick by the way), treat him as a member of the family and he will respect you and your belongings...Try locking your kids in the garage when you go out and see whether they are happy to see you when you return..........
By the way you might want to read about Einstein, you may learn a little.....