A Guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
> >>program.
> >> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
> >>him a
> >> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
> >>pair of
> >> Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
> >> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
> >>company.
> >> The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
> >> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
> >>huffing
> >> and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
> >>next four
> >> days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself
> >>and
> >> is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
> >>
> >> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The
> >>next
> >> day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
> >> beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
> >> She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around
> >> her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
> >> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot This girl is in
> >>excellent shape .
> >> and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
> >>the same
> >> routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
> >>shape.
> >> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
> >>discovers
> >> that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
> >>
> >> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
> >>7-day/50
> >> pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.
> >> 'This is our most rigorous program.'
> >> Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
> >> The next day there's! a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
> >>finds a
> >> huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
> >>shoes
> >> and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your ass
> >>is mine.'
> >> He lost 63 pounds that week.