A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's
office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you
watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he
is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that
he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50,
and he says good bye.
The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch
again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has
intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, and then they leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I
have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we
can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday
Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get
$43 back from Medicare