Greencoachdog

She did dat by dressin' ya funny eh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsgVspgy184

... but I know yer last name is really ... how's yer brother #2 doin'??? ... is Pops still a cantankerous ol' fart?

Glad to see you back online "cod knots"!!! ... we broke several things whilst you were gone! ... now go find them and fix them!!!

We call that a "shirt" down here Jed... I know, I know... you may have never seen me wearin' one, but it's winter down here yanno!!! Being unwashed gives it "character"!!!

Aw heck!!!... I was a funnin' tooo! is a compliment where I come from!

You can get a non resident license at Wal-Mart with a valid picture ID in about 10 minutes! Come on down!!!... the waters fine! I live in Lincoln Alabama, aboot 10 miles from the NASCAR Talladega International Speedway. I'll supply all the tackle if you buy the minnows ($10 for 8 dozen)

So... what? Like the top of the lakes freezes into ice or something and you fish thru little holes in it??? ... aren't the fish frozen too?... or is that why all fish in the GWN have teeth.. so they can chew thru the ice???

Yeah, I was going to do that but forgot until supper was done and the fish was all gone... it's a real shame too 'cause Ol' Yeller fried them up real good in the Progresso bread crumbs too!!! PJs is fer wimmins!!!... I sleep au natural... would you like a high res pic??? It was average on the Catfish, above average on the Bass, and below what I would like average for the Crappies. It was a good day and just a fuzz above averge! Well like I mentioned earlier, it has been raining a lot... I've been out one time before but only caught one catfish in 6 hrs. (the worst I've ever done on this lake that I can remember) that wasn't pic or report worthy... Plus Ol' Yeller will really kick my if I go without permission!!! .. you mean that isn't volcanic ash??? Yeah that fishin' thru a hole in the ice is fun stuff too!!! As soon as Ol' Yeller says it's ok for me/us to go (see above reply)

Great goin' on the whities Bubba!!! There must've been a few hundred hangin' around the hole for y'all to catch that many eh!!!

Yeeah, those Noelville meat snacks are excellent!!! There's another brand though, I don't know the name of them... but I've heard that when masticated properly, mixed with just the right amount of beer, and fermented in the stomach over night... make a helluva Walleye chum on the BOQ!!! ... aint that right Slowpoke?!!! ...

Great to have you back WM!!! We missed you in the tourney, but will be saving you a spot for next year!!! That Laker would've put us over the top to beat Cliffs team... what was their name?.. team Frumpyrump or something???

All freshwater fish are open all year long down here. We have closed seasons in saltwater though.

I'm so sorry to hear that Tom, my deepest condolences.

What the heck is all that white stuff all over the place???... some kind of volcanic ash or something?

The forecast high for yesterday was 60*F with NW winds of 5-10 mph and I couldn't stand it anymore!!! We've been getting a lot of rain that we desperately need, but it kinda screws up the fishin'! The rains have turned the water into chocolate milk with about 4-6" visibility and Alabama Power has been really pullin' the dog crap out of the water thru the dam to try and keep up with the rainfall. All these variables have the fish "off", they're deeper than usual and sulking! I Hate Insolent Fish!!! I was on the water and had the Sabiki rigs baited up by 9:00 a.m with no action, the rains have raised the surface temp from 45*F the last time I was out, to 50*F now.. the only good thing for the fish. I started playing with the Humminbird, viewing the different screens while there wasn't any action. I like this option of being able to view the 83 khz and 200 khz cones indepently. The 83 khz (narrow beam) is on the left side of the screen and the 200 khz (wide beam) is on the right. I didn't get any detectable bites until about 11:30 when this guy hit. A real nice little Blue Cat! After noon, I started getting some small kitten fish blue cats (bait stealers)... then I got another pansized Blue. At about 2 p.m I pulled up to my favorite point and decided to do some casting. I tied on one of my homemade jigs in Glow chartreuse with a white culy tail on it, I used the GLOW because the water was so muddy... It Worked!!! On the 3rd cast, this Largie decided he'd have a go at the jig! Then these "Spots" thought they might like to eat it too! Then the Bass bite died, so I went back to dragging the Sabiki's with a couple of good fish quick released before I could see them It was getting late, so I setup to take the pics out of the wind when one of the Sabiki rig rods went off... a good fight, and guess who came to visit? Mr. Crappie!!! The actual species I'd been looking for all day, and my first one of the winter!!! Here's a pic of the Crappie and some of the Cats in the livewell. The 2 larger cats and the Crappie came home for dinner... the Bass and the smaller cats were released to grow bigger!

You need some Rattlin' Raps!!! (as others have said)... lipless rattling Rapala crankbait like the Rattle Trap. Caught my PB Spotted Bass on a Firetiger Rattlin Rap!!!

That's where a well trained and obedient Musky comes in very handy!!! Put pontoons on your capped Musky cradle and make them jump over to land in it!!!

Y'all wear your floater suit or PFD (just in case) now ya heah?

Yeah, but Al got Peg by making 4 touchdowns in a single game... not by selling womens shoes! ... so a fat lady came into the shoe store today...

Have you ever known me to be any other way??? ... but actually I'm not tryin' to be offensive. I've lived in a household with a retail sales income and it's tough!!! I'm not talking about the "part-timers", I'm talking about the 40 hr. week employees. No offense to retail sales employees intended!... but they have a high turn over ratio (because of the low wage) and will hire just about anyone, and the training is usually minimal (because of the high turnover ratio). Does Marcus' shopping experience sound like he was dealing with well trained employees to you forrest? Ask Al Bundy how much he makes selling womens shoes!

If you're wanting to resize pics for posting on the internet, join photobucket and it'll automatically resize them for you when you upload. My microsoft "picture-it" program I used for XP works well with Vista for me.

I got 2 T-shirts from someone... I only have about 40 and can only wear 7 in a week.

I'm pretty sure they sell those Musky hammock end caps at Basspro!

I keep hearing this, but nobody can seem to name any of these groups or the regs they supposedly changed.. why is that?... especially if you know what's going on around you! Did you happen to catch this part of my last post?