Fisherman

Banned for life from any tournaments.

Just wait, I can almost see Terry putting one on the back of his mini truck, lol.

Unfortunate but we know where they are made now.

Go see section 249(1) CC sub (4) https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Canadian_Criminal_Sentencing/Offences/Dangerous_Operation_of_a_Motor_Vehicle and 320.13 (3) CC https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/C-46/page-68.html

The problem is some peoples memory patterns are severely lacking. Unfortunately it will most likely happen again unless there's no ice.

What was wrong with the auger in the first place?

I'll bet he could smoke that thing up Billy Goat hill no problem

Ya think next week I'm going to try a little more shallow and bring my hut.

Spent 5 hours at BP this morning, saw 2 hooks on the graph and that's all she wrote. Everybody was out kicking snow, not catching.

You may try..real hard, but all the preparation in the world and length of cooking you may try, you just can't eat golfballs.

Yes, those were the days before internet, poke a hole there and catch perch, herring and whities. you can't even find an errant bear fart without someone scooping it up.

I would have left her there and gone for a coffee first. I remember years ago, working as a dispatcher, raging snow storm that closed a lot of the local roads. Some nitwit calls us and expects the police to go look for his wife because she just had to have that cup of Timmies. Needless to say I had a few choice words for him that make him look like an idiot without realizing it.

It can be hit and miss at the best of times. First time I went out it was great, the following 2 times I couldn't buy a fish. Now I'm back to doing my own thing. I'll wait for the hoards to make some trails in the deep snow and pack it down this weekend and then I'll go during the week.

After umpteen DDC courses and a while on the skid pan, I learned it's far easier to slow down and keep it between the lines than trying to extricate yourself from a snowbank or much worse. An extra couple feet of distance between you and the one in front gives you an extra escape zone too. However if the conditions are that bad, I stay off the roads and let someone else make a mess of things.

Camel toes can spread out to increase traction, truck tires don't have that feature.

A lifetime boat.

There's a lot of them out there, unfortunately recessive genes seem to be the dominant ones. I'm glad I'm old and there's only so many of those questions that have to be answered.

At $75 day that's a bit steep.

Those types need a smack up side the noggin with a frozen carp and those are the ones that should pay for rescue. Absolutely no need to be out on the lake in these conditions.

Accident vultures.

400 north and south closed south of Barrie along with multiple other crashes on other highways, people just not slowing down to adjust. If you don't need your foamy latte today, stay home.

Just watched tweedle dee and tweedle dumber standing in the breeze trying to hold each other up and then listening to the steroid laced chipmunketts, babbling about a 1000 miles an hour.

I think there's a gray line between sport and commercial fishing, the latter more so using nets and very large boats where the income supports just more than the Capt and mate if there is one.

Never mind boat's if I ever win it big time, I'm going to have a heated sidewalk, deck and driveway

If you've ever lived out west, then you'll easily know the difference between the two. Funny thing is prairie dogs are also cannibals, shoot one and the others come out and eat them up. Used to sit there for hours and pick them off, come back a month later and there was another batch.