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  1. I just think this is great and that these cats need to be thanked again for what they have done for one of our brothers!
  2. do we have to cheer for the sens? They are good enough, nasty enough, fast enough and strong enough. I have/had a number of signed leafs stuff, they are my boys...but how good are these guys in black and red?
  3. If that is a true story about your daughter and such (which I have to believe it is), you are a very rich man! Congrats! Good luck on building the mazerati quattro, maybe a VW Phantom. Enjoy your personal/emotional wealth that many would/should trade millions for.
  4. This made me laugh aloud many times!!! Count your score and report back at the end of the week. If you cheat you are only cheating yourself. I am out of the office all week so I will have to do it at various airports. Should be a HOOT Game On...... ONE-POINT DARES 1 Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2 Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time). 3 Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 4 Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye." 5 To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head. 6 When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!" 7 Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way". 8 Walk sideways to the photocopier. 9 While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. THREE-POINTS DARES 1 Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers. 2 Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it". 3 Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). 4 Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight). 5 Shout random numbers while someone is counting. FIVE POINT DARES 1 At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). 2 Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. 3 For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob". 4 Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two". 5 After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour. 6 While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator. 7 In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" 8 At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again." 9 In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights". 10 Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?" 11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do >you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now". 12 Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it". 13 Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go. 14 Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call. 15 Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk. 16 Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out. 17 Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist. 18 During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. 19 Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
  5. Your stuff is great to read. Nice pics, nice fish, nice story! Thanks!
  6. these aren't your moms cloth diapers, Wayne. They have come a long way in the last 4-5 years since the "green economy" has come on strong. 2 tonnes of landfil per child using disposables...DANG Prolly more if they are on my diet.
  7. I have to fly again (seems to be par for the course). Monday is Montreal, Tuesday to Winnipeg or Edmonton I hope this weather stops.
  8. Sorry for the Blatant Spam...I have been around here for a few years. If it is not appropriate pull it. I know a lot of you have young children or are planning on being new parents. If you are feeling like a shut in tomorow come out to the international centre for the baby show. I will be there with the family business trying to educate the public on cloth diapering and baby wearing. If you happen to "fit the profile" drop by the booth and mention that you are an OFC'er and I will make sure to get you some baby garb, maybe some sunglasses for the little tykes for those long days on the water. www.forbabywithlove.ca booth 108. I am the only dude selling cloth diapers, hahahaha. Exception of course is my wifes, partners husband.
  9. Forget Leafs V. Sens. This years matchups are proving to be relentlessly physical, high scoring, great goaltending. NSH V. SJ is WILD so is WILD v. DUCKS. 4 overtimes on day 1? Go Leafs Go...2008 I hope the Pens can pull out of the first round.
  10. Sony Cybershot...Choose your options and spend whatever you want. $250-$$$$ They take great photos and are very easy to use.
  11. You have two choices in Perth that are both clean. Also if you are a chicken wing fan than you should stay in Perth and head down to the old mill for dinner. The Hot Wings at Fiddleheads are really DANG good. Also try the onion rings with dill dip. Make sure to pay to park as they are on top of that in Perth and will ding you for $14 while you eat dinner. I would suggest the motel at the western tip of Perth on the North Side. Lots of breaky in town or Tims across the road.
  12. corn rows like Allen Iverson. I don't like what Chris Bosch has done with his braids. If I recall at times Princess Leah had braids as well. And don't forget the Spice Girls & Britney!
  13. Perth and Carlton Place are inexpensive. I forget where Sharbot Lake is.
  14. Post 100 on this thread. Can anyone make up the readers digest version for those of us with kids and jobs?
  15. Go to the Fire Hall and talk to some of the guys there.
  16. turn it upside down. I used to have one and every 6 months we would have to turn it upside down, or right side up as it was every 6 months.
  17. UFC and Pride will be sharing in some promotions; however, I don't believe any ownership changed hands.
  18. One important thing when you are working on your backing up skills. Bring some pilons or other barriers so you can see the consequences of missing your mark. Practice entering the "launch area" from many different angles.
  19. Use Roys and add Chili, Cayenne and Curry to taste...
  20. Your buying agent will be making 3% on the value of the home you purchase. It is his/her job to find you the home you want.
  21. It is about a 55 minute trip to the airport at 90km/h
  22. I know of a realy GEM in Grand Valley if you want to live near a nice river. 65' heated shed on the property. Priced less than a town house in Burlington.
  23. Until you have kids that is and learn the difference. Don't get me wrong, I like dogs more than people and spent over a year training my border collie. During the same year I launched him off the dock in about 4 feet of water to see if he could swim. He can as it turns out but really doesn't like to. All dogs and cats are great, wish people had the respect for them that I do; however, they are pets. We will make mistakes when raising them. I have another dog now as well which is a border collie/bermese mix. He will be going off the dock in the summer. Sink or swim? I guess I will find out in a few months. For the record...Cooper sinks. It was kindly mentioned to me that a two year old should have had his life jacket on before tossing him off the dock. I jest. He has to wear his coat within 20' of the water, I guess I am overprotective as a dad in that sense.
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