Hahaha, that's a good one Wayne. I heard a joke the other day.
A mother in England calls her son in Canada and says "son, that's it, I've had it with your father. We're divorcing and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Don't bother telling your sister as it will just ruin her Christmas."
Of course the son phones his sister and tells her so the sister calls mom and her mom repeats the same thing. "I've had it with your father, you just don't understand what its like, you'd have to be here to see it, its terrible, I just don't know what to do."
So the daughter calls her brother and they discuss that they must go to England to talk mom and dad out of the divorce. They agree and she calls her mother back and says "hold off mom, I'm picking up my brother and we're catching the next flight out there."
After the mom hangs up, she leans over and says to her husband "Well it worked honey, they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare."
Joey