Roy

What? No boat wrap? Want me to have a word with them me son?

"Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” classic

Bad stuff happens to me when I leave the plug out of the boat.

Good onya Matt! Well done and have a great summer.

Specktacklure, you can't insult members on this board. So, you've been placed on mod review. This means that your posts to this board will have to be approved by a moderator before the post can become visible to everyone. It's not all that bad really, think of it as going back to the minors. We really don't have time for this stuff. Have a great day.

The trick, Tom, is to learn the attendees real names first. PM them if you have to. There's nothing worse than meeting people a few at a time....you see three guys coming up the trail, you extend your hand and with a smile say "Hi, I'm Tom, you must be Sammy Smooth Balls and Lick My Armpit, Phat Bassturd."

I hear ya Blaque. I'm not phased by any of these armchair professionals. It's a game, much like curling, golf and tennis. This game just uses padding for the less endowed. That's all.

I also have a Lowrance X-49 with all the wiring/transducer etc. I'll be bringing that to Lakair with me if someone wants it. It's just that 3 sonars on a boat looks tacky.

I'm just grateful y'all don't have suckers in Alabananas.

Nice. This thread will collapse before anything else does.

It's good to see a hockey thread show up from time to time. It keeps the racism off the fishing threads.

Board Name: Roy Real Name: Roy Number of people you are reporting for(...including you): Moi and the TJ dude Accomodations (Camping or Cabin or off site): Cabin Bringing boat? Yes Renting Boat? No Using restaurant facilities? A few times.

Welcome to team 10, BassmasterMike.

If you learned to steer with your left foot as well as your right, it wouldn't be half as bad.....

Yes, buy her a license.

There aren't a lot of boards who can boast of having 260 members online at one time. I just think that the members here are special. For the most part, the members here contribute and help one another. Thank you all.

Dang, wish I could make it, Jack. I have stuff to test for Lakair too such as Lounge chairs. Have a great time Jack. I hope everything tests out great for you.

Another great report, Mike. Thanks for sharing.

That's a poopload of great info for you there, Auscanman. Justin knows his stuff. Thanks Justin.

Art, just turn on your TV...you'll know how well Pete is doing. Thanks for checking in Pete......Thorpie sends his love. Be well....

Rich, you already have your three wins. As good as Esox Angler magazine is, you also got an email from Teresa! I wish you good luck in the tourney at Lakair and I'm looking forward to meeting you and a quite a few other new faces to the get together as well. ps. Teresa likes bouquets of flowers...a bouquet of hops will put you in good stead with her.

Welcome aboard. There's no place like this place anyplace...so, this must be the place.

Great report, Shaun. Sorry about the less than perfect time at the resort though. Tell me, why does that fish have a map of Australia tatooed to its chest?

Yes Terry...the GPS shows 2mph......was going upstream.

You did it in 4 years Pete? I'm impressed!