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Yep, that there is a old one Jed, but still funny.

Thanks very much everyone. I missed the post yesterday as I was not on line after work, imagine that.

Aries rock happy birthday.

BLIND WAL-MART CLERK: A woman went to Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. Not knowing which one to get, she went to the counter and said to a sales clerk wearing very dark shades. "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He said, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know from the sound it makes." Unbelieving, she dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB test line. It's a good all-around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She: "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opened her purse, her credit card dropped on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he said. She bent down to pick it up and accidentally broke wind. She was really embarrassed, but then realized there is no way the blind clerk could tell who did it. The man rang up the sale and said, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman was totally confused by this and asked, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replied, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

Thanks Caper that is a class act!!! Thanks again.

Shoot is Caper going?

1978

Happy Birthday Beans.

Happy birthday Wayne and fishergirl too. Hope they work all good to you.

Prius Outdoes Hummer in Environmental Damage By Chris Demorro Staff Writer The Toyota Prius has become the flagship car for those in our society so environmentally conscious that they are willing to spend a premium to show the world how much they care. Unfortunately for them, their ultimate ‘green car’ is the source of some of the worst pollution in North America; it takes more combined energy per Prius to produce than a Hummer. Before we delve into the seedy underworld of hybrids, you must first understand how a hybrid works. For this, we will use the most popular hybrid on the market, the Toyota Prius. The Prius is powered by not one, but two engines: a standard 76 horsepower, 1.5-liter gas engine found in most cars today and a battery- powered engine that deals out 67 horsepower and a whooping 295ft/lbs of torque, below 2000 revolutions per minute. Essentially, the Toyota Synergy Drive system, as it is so called, propels the car from a dead stop to up to 30mph. This is where the largest percent of gas is consumed. As any physics major can tell you, it takes more energy to get an object moving than to keep it moving. The battery is recharged through the braking system, as well as when the gasoline engine takes over anywhere north of 30mph. It seems like a great energy efficient and environmentally sound car, right? You would be right if you went by the old government EPA estimates, which netted the Prius an incredible 60 miles per gallon in the city and 51 miles per gallon on the highway. Unfortunately for Toyota, the government realized how unrealistic their EPA tests were, which consisted of highway speeds limited to 55mph and acceleration of only 3.3 mph per second. The new tests which affect all 2008 models give a much more realistic rating with highway speeds of 80mph and acceleration of 8mph per second. This has dropped the Prius’s EPA down by 25 percent to an average of 45mpg. This now puts the Toyota within spitting distance of cars like the Chevy Aveo, which costs less then half what the Prius costs. However, if that was the only issue with the Prius, I wouldn’t be writing this article. It gets much worse. Building a Toyota Prius causes more environmental damage than a Hummer that is on the road for three times longer than a Prius. As already noted, the Prius is partly driven by a battery which contains nickel. The nickel is mined and smelted at a plant in Sudbury, Ontario. This plant has caused so much environmental damage to the surrounding environment that NASA has used the ‘dead zone’ around the plant to test moon rovers. The area around the plant is devoid of any life for miles. The plant is the source of all the nickel found in a Prius’ battery and Toyota purchases 1,000 tons annually. Dubbed the Superstack, the plague-factory has spread sulfur dioxide across northern Ontario, becoming every environmentalist’s nightmare. “The acid rain around Sudbury was so bad it destroyed all the plants and the soil slid down off the hillside,” said Canadian Greenpeace energy-coordinator David Martin during an interview with Mail, a British-based newspaper. All of this would be bad enough in and of itself; however, the journey to make a hybrid doesn’t end there. The nickel produced by this disastrous plant is shipped via massive container ship to the largest nickel refinery in Europe. From there, the nickel hops over to China to produce ‘nickel foam.’ From there, it goes to Japan. Finally, the completed batteries are shipped to the United States, finalizing the around-the-world trip required to produce a single Prius battery. Are these not sounding less and less like environmentally sound cars and more like a farce? Wait, I haven’t even got to the best part yet. When you pool together all the combined energy it takes to drive and build a Toyota Prius, the flagship car of energy fanatics, it takes almost 50 percent more energy than a Hummer - the Prius’s arch nemesis. Through a study by CNW Marketing called “Dust to Dust,” the total combined energy is taken from all the electrical, fuel, transportation, materials (metal, plastic, etc) and hundreds of other factors over the expected lifetime of a vehicle. The Prius costs an average of $3.25 per mile driven over a lifetime of 100,000 miles - the expected lifespan of the Hybrid. The Hummer, on the other hand, costs a more fiscal $1.95 per mile to put on the road over an expected lifetime of 300,000 miles. That means the Hummer will last three times longer than a Prius and use less combined energy doing it. So, if you are really an environmentalist - ditch the Prius. Instead, buy one of the most economical cars available - a Toyota Scion xB. The Scion only costs a paltry $0.48 per mile to put on the road. If you are still obsessed over gas mileage - buy a Chevy Aveo and fix that lead foot. One last fun fact for you: it takes five years to offset the premium price of a Prius. Meaning, you have to wait 60 months to save any money over a non-hybrid car because of lower gas expenses.

MUST BE SPRING!!

Should be quite a day for sure.

Scott keep up the great fishing bud. You are an asset to the family.

Them fighting words Snady

Muskysquid sounds wrong. I prefer Babaganouch lake musky guide.

Duncan and wright on fairview.

Welcome to the family

Good one.

spiny fleas also like to cling to line that is smaller in diameter. Flea flicker line is a flat line and it tends to not get the flea stuff all over it. If you use 30 lb mono, this will eliminate that problem. Smaller diameter fishing lines, power pro included, will pick up the fleas in the water and mess up your line. It sometimes is impossible to reel in the fish with all the fleas on it. The bigger the better.

Nice fish Mark

Congrats Gerritt

I looked through the burlington bylaws and could find one that stated recreational vehicles are not allowed to be parked in the driveway.

It will be a honour to have a fishing god net my muskies for me this summer Way to go Lew !!