Squid Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, " I found the remote!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccmtcanada Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 According to the joke he hadn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Ahahahaha, funny Pete. What a tease! Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickster Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njones Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Saw that joke yesterday on an English site. Tomorrow it'll be in Australia The world- wide web was created for porn and bad jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mistyriver1 Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 hahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnsled Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Spilt my coffee on that one! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valerie Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 hahahahahahahahahahahaha very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatherof3 Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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