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Newfie Medical Dictionary


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Only the Newfie's could think of that!!!!

 

Artery............... The study of paintings

 

Bacteria............. Back door to cafeteria

 

Barium............... What doctors do when patients die

 

Benign............... What you be, after you be eight

 

Caesarean Section............... A neighbourhood in Rome

 

Catscan.............. Searching for Kitty

 

Cauterize............ Made eye contact with her

 

Colic................ A sheep dog

 

Coma................. A punctuation mark

 

Dilate............... To live long

 

Enema................ Not a friend

 

Fester............... Quicker than someone else

 

Fibula............... A small lie

 

Impotent............. Distinguished, well known

 

Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work

 

Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane

 

Morbid............... A higher offer

 

Nitrates............. Cheaper than day rates

 

Node................. I knew it

 

Outpatient........... A person who has fainted

 

Pelvis............... Second cousin to Elvis

 

Post Operative................. A letter carrier

 

Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery

 

Rectum............... Nearly killed him

 

Secretion............ Hiding something

 

Seizure.............. Roman emperor

 

Tablet............... A small table

 

Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport

 

 

Tumour............... One plus one more

 

Urine................ Opposite of you're out

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