Today's Embarassing Winternet funnies ...... NF

[Skipper D]

Driving past my favorite butcher shop the other day which closed up last spring i notice a brand new shop had taken its place and it caught my eye . The new sign up front reads "CAFE' FORMAGIERY" and right away i think cheese . Iam on my way home at the end of a long day and i love cheese so i pulled into the parking lot not realizing til it was to late that i am driving the truck with the excavator on the float behind me and now where was i going to park the dam thing . Well i found and spot and jumped out and booted it across the lot up to their front door when i could see well inside the store . It was set up pretty fancie in there and right away i could see it was'nt a place for me but by now i was already half way in the door , it has places where you can sit at little tables for two , fancie little table cloths on'em and dam people wear dressed up in suites and me , well there i was in my coveralls with mud on my work boots wearing my hat and old dirty work coat and work gloves sticking out of my hip pocket . What could any body do at that point it was to late for me to turn and get out of there so i right away went into cool mode ... . With every one's eyes on me i strolled over to the cheese counters and walked back and fourth looking at all the differant kinds of cheese they had on display and at the same time thinking how i was going to get my ass out of there . Finaly the well dressed lady asked if she could help me with any thing , so i asked her if they had any St Alberts cheddar and as she looked over the counter to where i knew there was none , she said no but there are so many different kinds of cheese's to choose from . I then said to her when will you be exspecting to have it in , well she did'nt know and said she had never heard of that kind before . So right away i said Thank you very much .. sorry to bother you and went out the door so fast and made as if i was upset they did'nt have St Albert Cheddar . I thought it was quite funny how every one inside looked at me while i drove away in my fancy rig i came in on....... lol .

Edited December 12, 2012 by Skipper " D "

[Christopheraaron]

Nice save! I've walked in to a mcdonalds before in full waders, rods in hand, that got some looks too, LOL.

[mercman]

Want me to ship some up to ya Skp? Best fresh curd cheese in the world.

[ratherboutdoors]

I thought the place was a cheese version of the meat it was. Thank you, It saves me a stop!

[SlowPoke]

LOL!!!

All I could think about while reading your story this...

[NAW]

Hey skip. Go to cordino's if your looking for a new butcher. Where village meats used to be on young and little. Great meat. Excellent lunch sandwiches too!!

[Christopheraaron]

LOL!!!

All I could think about while reading your story this...

 

Lmao! Greatest comedy group to walk the earth.

[BillM]

Hey skip. Go to cordino's if your looking for a new butcher. Where village meats used to be on young and little. Great meat. Excellent lunch sandwiches too!!

 

I was just about to ask this, great info. Sucks that Hoveys closed.

[Skipper D]

 

 

 

you sure can if you like Paul .. lol , SP i see they have no St Albert either .. lol , Thanks Nick i 'll have to check them out , BillM you miss those racks of ribs off the smoker too hu

 

 

[torco]

Nice, great save.

 

I have dined in waders and wading boots, lol

 

I had just fished all night during a spring trout opener and was hungry for breakfast. Some strange looks but oh well.

[Rod Caster]

Good story haaha.

 

Reminds me of the time I tried to "check out " a river while I was golfing and fell so deep into the mud... Talk about nasty looks haha.