bigugli Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 A Newfie won a fishing boat in a raffle and tows it home. His wife looks at him and says, "What in the name o' Lard Jasus are you gonna do with dat, bye? We lives on a farm. There's nary a bit o' water within 75 miles o' 'ere." He says, "Don't care. I won 'er and I'm gonna keep 'er."... Several days later the Newfie's brother comes over to visit. He looks out in the field behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a fishing boat in the middle of the field with a fishing rod in his hand. He stands at the edge of the field and yells out to him, "What the frig are you doin'?" His brother calls back, "I'm fishin'. What the frig does it look like I'm a doin'?" His brother yells back, "Lard tunderin' my son, it's people like you that gives us Newfies a bad name, making everyone think we're stupid. If'n I could swim, I'd come out there and kick you in the friggin arse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 (edited) ha ha ha.... i get it!!!! ....its a good thing the newfs cant swim or they would change the name of the province from Newfoundland to Oldrockweusetaliveon Imagine the kaos if they do learn to swim and make it to the mainland Edited April 4, 2012 by Twocoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey buoy Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 That's good,it's nice to know they can take a joke!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleye'm Fishing Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnimon Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 That one is going float around the shop in the am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Tanks fer da laugh me bye. Needed that after a day like today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jim Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Lord tunderin', I had to send it on. Still laughin'!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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