scottyswing Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) The Simpsons Called It: Three Eyed Fish Caught Outside a Nuclear Power Plant Fishermen in Córdoba, Argentina caught a three-eyed wolf fish in a reservoir fed by a local nuclear power plant, which will surely hinder the plant's owner's attempt to run for local office. The fishermen say their discovery, which actually bears no resemblance to Blinky the three-eyed fish from The Simpsons, has begun to worry local residents who live near the reactor. And instead of feasting on their catch, and presumably gaining superpowers from its probable high levels of radiation, the men have decided to let it be tested to see if the mutation was actually a result of it being exposed to the water from the nuclear plant. After that they plan to have it embalmed for posterity, or sell it to Fox as a promotional item for their long running, and eerily prophetic, animated series. Edited October 28, 2011 by scottyswing
Rod Caster Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 that's like the two mouthed goldeye caught in Lake Athabasca. Maybe it's part of evolution? Three eyes are surely better than two.
GBW Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 that one eye looks like it can watch its own
fishnsled Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 Bizarre. that one eye looks like it can watch its own You could use one of those while down at Quinte in a couple of weeks Geoff.
Headhunter Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 You'd think that with an extra eye, that fish would have seen them coming! Nothing wrong with an extra eye, it means more bait for Perch through the ice! HH
GBW Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 You could use one of those while down at Quinte in a couple of weeks Geoff.
OutdoorDan Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 I'd eat it. The payoff of potentially acquiring a superpower is worth the risk.
Fisherman Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 that's like the two mouthed goldeye caught in Lake Athabasca. Maybe it's part of evolution? Three eyes are surely better than two. Must be a female goldfish, no farting alowed.
Remastered Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Sorry for hurting anyone's feelings, but the whole clean safe power thing is just B.S! Never mind what happened in Japan. The plants leak all the time what's so clean and safe about that? Edited October 28, 2011 by Remastered
OutdoorDan Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 The plants leak all the time what's so clean and safe about that? What? Also mutations are not necessarily a result of whatever is happening at the plant. Some species of fish are more prone to being mutated than others -- for example I've seen all kinds of weird pike come out of clean environments.
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