Election funny

[HTHM]

I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.

 

Both of her parents, stuanch NPD'ers, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do? ‘

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’

Her parents beamed with pride.

 

‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re Prime Minister to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.

 

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '

 

I said, ‘Welcome to the Conservative Party.’

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

Edited October 4, 2011 by HTHM

[Skipper D]

LOL........

[toca]

Um wow

[RL42]

Funny

[limeyangler]

LOLOLOLOLOL...yeah...stooopid homeless guy.

 

how can something like a concurrent disorder of schizophrenia and alcohol abuse, coupled with huge cuts to services be used as an excuse to be a work shy loser!

[Roy]

Two words. Electile dysfunction. Dat's all I gotta say about dat.

[Oryx]

I think I just found my new facebook post!

[rocheleauc]

haha awesome!

[mercman]

Oh.....ELECTION.....I'll leave now....sorry.

[muskymatt]

LOLOLOLOLOL...yeah...stooopid homeless guy.

 

how can something like a concurrent disorder of schizophrenia and alcohol abuse, coupled with huge cuts to services be used as an excuse to be a work shy loser!

 

 

I like!