BREAKING NEWS!!!Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg

[limeyangler]

DRUNK ELK

[tb4me]

Well now im glad i couldnt sleep Simon...lol thanks

P.s honestly, how many times have you woke up in a tree hung over just like that? lol

[Roy]

That moose is just gunna hit the next apple orchard and go on another binge. I wonder how many people would have saved the tree and cut the mooses legs off? I know that up north here someone would have had meat in the freezer and apples in the tree again next year. *insert icon of choice here*

[limeyangler]

I just like the idea of calling moose 'Swedish elk', irrespective of the state of inebriation.

[solopaddler]

P.s honestly, how many times have you woke up in a tree hung over just like that? lol

 

Far more times than I care to remember.

[Leecher]

Only thing missing is a moose hunter

[Rizzo]

the elk appeared to be sick, drunk, or "half-stupid",

 

if I had a nickle for every time I was described this way I could stop eating rotten apples and actually buy some booze

[mercman]

if I had a nickle for every time I was described this way I could stop eating rotten apples and actually buy some booze