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A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM

(And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic?)

 

Of course I loves ya darling

You're a bloody top notch bird

And when I say yer gorgeous

I means every single word

 

So yer arse is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab

 

So yer belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round dere

 

 

I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tells ya lies

I think its very sexy

Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs

 

I swear on me grannies grave

From the moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

 

No matter what you look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the hockey's on

And get me a nudder beer.

 

 

Doesn’t it just bring a tear to the eye?

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Bruce ,although I aprove,me mrs,s, well,lets just say,Im getting my own beer tonight. Thanks alot. :wallbash::sarcasm::jerry:

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I just read that out loud and the look I got means I'm getting my own everything for a while... <_<

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Bruce ,although I aprove,me mrs,s, well,lets just say,Im getting my own beer tonight. Thanks alot. :wallbash::sarcasm::jerry:

A service buddy from the "Rock" passed it along on condition of anonymity :whistling: . Something about the Mrs havin his guts fer garters :w00t: if she found out he was spreading the good word :devil:

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A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM

(And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic?)

 

Of course I loves ya darling

You're a bloody top notch bird

And when I say yer gorgeous

I means every single word

 

So yer arse is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab

 

So yer belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round dere

 

 

I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tells ya lies

I think its very sexy

Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs

 

I swear on me grannies grave

From the moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

 

No matter what you look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the hockey's on

And get me a nudder beer.

 

 

Doesn't it just bring a tear to the eye?

 

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