silveradosheriff Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 1. Throw out non-essential numbers. This includes age, weight, and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!) 3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with her/him ! 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is our self. LIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is. 10. Tell the people you love, that you love them - at every opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhioFisherman Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 LOL Great! I tried to get my first neurologist`s nurse to give me a caffine enema for my fatigue issues, she wouldn`t said she had never heard of that! My wife was laughing so hard she had to leave the room. She assured the neuro I wasn`t suffering from depression though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huey graphite Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 LOL Great! I tried to get my first neurologist`s nurse to give me a caffine enema for my fatigue issues, she wouldn`t said she had never heard of that! My wife was laughing so hard she had to leave the room. She assured the neuro I wasn`t suffering from depression though! That's hilarious! Caffeine Enema I've never heard of. Yogurt yes but caffeine.....never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhioFisherman Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 The really funny part was she was falling for it. She was ready to ask the doc about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just2manylures Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 I think the Expresso Enema would be good as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glirw Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 To stay young you gotta stay stress free , which is a challenge . Gotta stay single , get a pet instead of kids , stay active physically and sexually , have a fun job , AVOID READING NEWS , avoid getting educated , some red wine here n there helps also . Unless there is some unexpected illness that hits you , you'll live as long as your genes let you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puckhead Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 get a pet instead of kids You're on your own there bro... My daughter has brought so much happiness and laughter into my life that if far outweighs kid stress... I highly recommend rug rats.. Why do you think women live longer than men? They spend more time with the kids while they're actually kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 It is all about those things and so much more... thanks for the post and making everyone remember what each and every day is about... LIVING! Cheers Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silveradosheriff Posted March 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 I aim to please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelly Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 That was a great reminder. I will have to pin it somewhere at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keram Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 To stay young you gotta stay stress free , which is a challenge . Gotta stay single , get a pet instead of kids , stay active physically and sexually , have a fun job , AVOID READING NEWS , avoid getting educated , some red wine here n there helps also . Unless there is some unexpected illness that hits you , you'll live as long as your genes let you KTFO, You got it right!!!!!!! Now I'm asking myself why I did brake some of these rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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