misfish Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 I see this so many times.Whats with it.Jolly ol fat man isnt scary at all. It was grans day, to take our little angel to her first christmas party. Then Santa ruined it all.LOL Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Easily teared like her old grandpa ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishing n autograph Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 My two year old is absolutely terrified by Santa...two years in a row and no pick with the fat guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Too much tv. The kids all think department store Santas are drunken pervs now. The fact is only about 10% are drunken pervs but how can a little kid tell. Mebbe if Granny went up and planted a big juicy one on Santa the little guy would be okay with sitting on his lap. Tell Granny to just suck it up and ignore the scotch breath and the apparent gun in his pocket, for the kid's sake. It's only a passing moment, and she can gargle as soon as she escapes. JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted November 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Too much tv. The kids all think department store Santas are drunken pervs now. The fact is only about 10% are drunken pervs but how can a little kid tell. Mebbe if Granny went up and planted a big juicy one on Santa the little guy would be okay with sitting on his lap. Tell Granny to just suck it up and ignore the scotch breath and the apparent gun in his pocket, for the kid's sake. It's only a passing moment, and she can gargle as soon as she escapes. JF You were one, werent you? LOL And he,s ,a she.LOL Easily teared like her old grandpa ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishnwire Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Pictures of kids crying on Santa's lap always make me laugh. The idea that the parents are trying to do something fun for the little kid but he/she is just hating it is hillarious. If I saw a picture of a kid in legitimate distress I'm sure I wouldn't find it funny, but being screamingly afraid of Santa is a whole other story. Thanks for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 You were one, werent you? LOL And he,s ,a she.LOL I wuz gonna say something about santa's eyes looking somewhat effeminate but I thought folks would accuse me of being a homophobe. JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 been there done that too. Let's hope this year (year 3 for my son and 6 for my daughter) works out better... FYI if you haven't seen this yet... http://santa.sympatico.ca/home/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlesn Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 They are not afraid of Santa per se. If you don't believe this I challenge anyone to sit in a big chair at a mall with hundreds of strangers staring at you and cameras pointed at you and have very young infants dropped in to your lap and see how happy they are. Unless you have a bowl cut haircut and ginormous oversized oval head like Dora the Explorer, you are gonna be scary to the kid that feels they are being left with a stranger. lol And it's funny for the parent too. I used to do that to people that visited. Hand them my baby and say, "She only cries with ugly people"... Man they would work hard to keep her from crying... hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted November 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I wuz gonna say something about santa's eyes looking somewhat effeminate but I thought folks would accuse me of being a homophobe. JF I later found out John,that santa was played by a women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I later found out John,that santa was played by a women. If only you'd known in time, ya coulda plunked yerself down on his/her lap too. And I bet ya wouldn't have cried either. JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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