aniceguy Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 20 things you can only say in public at Christmas dinner and get away with without having aunt bertha whoop ya or worse.................. 1. I prefer breasts to legs. 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat! 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishindevil Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 AHHHHH....too,funny !!!!! very good im LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwl Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 that's a great one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Don't play with your meat! Oh if I could count the many a times I was told that. Never mind. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernie Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Great laugh. Thanks for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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