danbo Posted August 1, 2008 Report Posted August 1, 2008 We are in trouble.... > Just did the math.... We are in trouble... > > The population of this country is 300 million. > > 160 million are retired. > > That leaves 140 million to do the work. > > There are 85 million in school. > > Which leaves 55 million to do the work. > > Of this there are 40 million employed by the > federal government. > > Leaving 15 million to do the work. > > 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied > with killing Osama > Bin-Laden. > > Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. > > Take from that total the 10.8 million people who > work for state and city > Governments. > > And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. > > At any given time there are 188,000 people in > hospitals. > > Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. > > Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. > > That leaves just two people to do the work. > > You and me. > > And there you are, > > Sitting on your ass, > > At your computer, reading jokes. > > Nice. Real nice
danbo Posted August 2, 2008 Author Report Posted August 2, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4vL-ajp8sU
BabyHerc Posted August 2, 2008 Report Posted August 2, 2008 Hahahha that's pretty funny. Way better than all the corny fishing jokes I see posted...
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