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A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's

office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you

watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he

is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that

he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely

nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."

 

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50,

and he says good bye.

 

The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch

again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

 

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has

intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, and then they leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I

have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

 

The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we

can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday

Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get

$43 back from Medicare

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