Good morning! and a thought for the day!

[OhioFisherman]

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

[Rich]

Hahaha, great advice!

[Terry]

words to live by

[Whopper]

I do my best Paul

[brickNblock]

I do my best Paul

 

Cheers Phil

[JohnF]

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

 

So how come they call it "getting s--tfaced" when we drink too much alcohol?

 

JF

[tbayboy]

Sheesh, todays just turning into a 'poop' day. First this post and then this one is on the Digg front pages:

 

Five things I didn't know about 'poop'

 

Maybe I'll skip the burrito and go straight to the tequila for lunch today

[GbayGiant]

Good advice