Big Cliff Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 IF YOU'VE EVER RUN A BUSINESS, YOU'LL DEFINITELY SMILE HERE !!!!! A man owned a small farm in Missouri The Missouri State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. " Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who 's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board." "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board." "Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the farmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Haha, reminds of the farmer who won ten million dollars in a lottery. When asked what he planned to do he replied, "I'll just keep on farming til it's gone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcallister.grant Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 That's so true!!! LOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuchikubo Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Big Cliff, although it has been posted before, it still brings a smile to my face when I read it. How true it is indeed, thx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 yup been there done that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 How to own a million dollar business in Ontario, Buy a 2 million dollar company and work your tail off for one year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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