evster Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatherof3 Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 that's funny,thanks for the morning laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 words to live by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douG Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 I like the slinky one. The HR generalist here likes it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silveradosheriff Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 I went to share this with our HR generalist too - but didn't want to wake him...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeXXington Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. TOOOOO funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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