Funny you should bring this up Raf.
I had a similar experience recently.
I ended up removing it myself!
I was at a cottage with my wife, son (2yr. old=vulnerable), niece and nephew.
Wife wanted it dead.
I refused for all the reasons you cited.
I ended up making a noose on a stick.
It took me literally 2 min to make:
1. String
2. Plastic tie
3. Stick
I had to make it fast before it slithered away under the cottage.
If I didn't remove it, my wife would be paranoid the vacation!!
It took me 2 tries and I got it!
It went CRAZY! Pure muscle.
My adrenaline was pumping.
I safely relocated it on the neighbours property
No pics of the catch but here she/he is
It was a nice size too!
My wife thought I was pretty hot after that.
Danger is an aphrodisiac.
Grrrrrrr.