> Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher
> asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
> answers came up, doctor, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being
> uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
>
> "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off
> all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
> good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
> money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
> other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask
> him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>
> "No," said David, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs, but I
> was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.
>