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it isnt going to OFFICALLY be Christmas until ccmt (Cliff) sticks his videos up

7852...having never voted in my life for anything political ...im kinda finding this voting thing enlightening....

i just found 15 bucks in my winter coat...winfall!!!! nice fish

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im going to guess in the 12 pound range...beautiful fish and one he is NEVER going to forget!!! Similar situation for my son when he was that age ...and to this day he has been trying to beat it (hes now 23 years old) Good on ya for spending the quality time with your son!!! To your son- Good on ya for outfishing the old man!!! that is a beautiful fish and you should be very proud of your accomplishment...( dont forget to rub it in on the old man >>>for the rest of his life... Cheers to you both !!

And now for something .....completely different!!! 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat. 'What's that mean?' asked the child. 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.' Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?' The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.' If you ain't laffin'... You ain't livin'

2471 ..this sux if the DJ is a smoking hot double brested female and we missed out cuz of 29 votes...

its been snowing here on the lake since last night ...it is finally starting to accumulate as the ground is still soft...snow plow went by this morning but i havent fired up the blower as of yet...

I too am a master of typonese...self taught too...part of my training was to try to make words from license plates on vehicles...then they came out with that Bumper Stumper game and life was never the same...

frooishon ?

should i edit in a disclaimer????

had the same issue with my yardworks machine...they ended up replacing the tranny...apparently there was a few bad years of production...mine went after two seasons...it actually locked right up when the time came for replacement ...i agree ...i too should have bought an aries

Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! I cluod raed this ...no pboerlm

ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution: there is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

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i think Randy needs meds too for listening to Lady Ga Ga ...now that i think about it ...i might need meds too for even knowing that was Lady Ga Ga on the radio

Even funnier again if it was done with HIS pen and someone elses hand writing

best wishes for the best outcome possible

"well would you look at that !! Rex is a boy dog." RIP

i know several power engineers..pick your poison ...nuclear..turbine or general PEng ..state your query and ill pass it along for review

the pic of you holding two fish says it all in your smile .... ...your persistence has finally come to fruition ...good on ya

a good day indeed ...so how about a story or two on the ten that got away??? very nice shootin guys

seems to be an appropriate time to remind Billy Bob of the most recent WINTER OLYMPICS!!!!!!!!

during the framing stage of a house the unit and install comes in around 3000.00 not sure what it will cost for a house that is already completed...the air returns for the unit should be located up close to the ceiling (hot air rises) in the kitchen and bathrooms...if you have exhaust vents already in the bathrooms and maybe an over head exhaust above the stove they will need to be eliminated as there should be no breach from the interior to the exterior and the unit should have the control over the air exchange to the entire house..if your intentions are using the cold air return vents to the furnace for the HRV ( and unless they are up high on the walls ) IMHO its not money well spent

best of luck on Thursday MJL...